[Dे void]
Found my angel, my muse, my blue ladybug...
(I know it seems crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, alright?)
I didn't used to believe in this, now look at me!, my whole world it's spinning forward into a future with her. I'm even writing tips for lonelers, just like me!, no, just like I used to be...
Don't u ever stop, searching for your special someone, there's so many great people out there, than... you don't wanna know cause it would probably cause you'll get some sort of neurological malfunction provoked by over-stimulation of neurones, and brain tissue...
Seriously, I've find my special someone, she seems so close, yet so far... we're miles apart from each other, chat it's what holds our relationship, I'll say 'stick ur asses into chatrooms and go on for days, until u find someone!' but that just worked for me, you should just go out there, talk to people, be nice, be yourselves, do NOT pretend to be anything but you.
She supports me to get a girl, to meet a girl that ain't so far away, I think she should have fun with other guys as well, if it cant be me... then someone else should do it. What I'm trying to say, is that this is painful in a away, I cant kiss her, hold her, touch her, smell her... that's why we keep our relationship open, until we finally meet. We've already got to the point of a thousand 'I love you', cause there ain't so much to say... we know almost everything about each other, we find it hard to say things than other one does not know. Mostly we get light headed, and we say stupid things, no, silly things.
Oh, and one thing I forgot to tell you, this might sound crazy cause of the distance and all that, but... we think we're our twin flames.. we made lots of proofs, I guarantee you, we think the same things, we even feel each other sometimes, we've got this amazing bond... it's like a tight brain 2 brain connection, harder than any cosmic ray, harder than gamma. It's amazing, we already feel like lovers, we've meet in a couple of months, I think, maybe less, and we're already...
What I'm trying to say is... 'look how lucky I get!', and this joyful kid, could be you, if you just get your butt up and start doing something, do you wanna be single for the rest of your life? then the time is now, my little friend, talk, or at least try to, to everyone you think it could be good for you... or anybody than has the same sex you wanna get as a partner, you never know, that girl standing in the bus could be your special someone, that dude that's eating at the café... that bi who's... not doing anything but waiting! chances are unlimited, black, white, pink, brunette, blond, red head, green head... that could be it, what you've always waited for, now stop waiting, and get into the game, you wont win anything if you don't risk AT ALL!.
Once u meet her, there's no turning back, your glued to her/he/she-he, for real, you cannot get away, cause that's already a part of you, you wouldn't be yourself if you didn't find that someone... am I right?
After that, if things didn't work out, and you are both still alive, destiny will tell if that was the one, (ka, for those who read The Dark Tower) meanwhile all you can do is get back into the game, and look for someone to heal those wounds, don't stay alone in your home getting fat, just get out there, there's probably a few lots thinking about you right now... all you've got to do is get into the game... just like I did, just like everybody should. A few more tips for behavior...
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Honesty and Trust, if you are to meet someone, you gotta quit hiding, blame that someone too if it ain't telling you all of it, you guys are bonding, you shouldn't keep anything to yourselves, that same thing you're holding back could be the key into his/her/he-she heart.
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Be yourself, no matter who you are, or if it seems like you are not in tune with that someone, there will be other things to bond with, you just gotta be patient, and stop saying, 'so do I', if you don't mean it.
2.5.
LISTEN! If you can hear, and understand everything she/he/he-she says chances are than that someone will feel understood, ergo... some bonding, and that some one will have a better view of yourself. There's a lot of persons in this world, they all have their issues, every once in a while a couple of ears gotta show up to do the job.
3.
Be nice!, picture yourself having a relationship with that someone, a real one, with all tha good stuff, and figure how would you be with her, how would you feel with her... if you do this step right, your half way in, my friend.
4.
Take care. no one likes fat, ugly, messy, untied, smelly, odd, and twisted fellas, tv it's telling everyone you should hunt hotties, if you want yourself to relate to love, and kisses, you gotta take care of your self the best way you can.
5.
Don't hold back!, if your gonna be with someone, you shouldn't prepare your lines, you've got to just say what ever it comes up in your mind, if your quick enough that someone will understand you, and maybe even open up as well, it's a tiny risk, but it can speed up a lot of 'what do u like?', than you 2 certainly would learn along the way.
6.
Be Smooth, some people doesn't like it, so you might wanna know the reaction you get, but body language are one of the best tools to communicate your feelings or your wills to do something, if you want to feel that silky skin, just do so, make it slow, though. You would regret it if you don't touch it, so what's the point?, and maybe that someone likes it too, then my friend... you've got some chem going on.
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(I didn't meant for this to be this long, but...) Facial expressions. Everyone wonders why you are so happy when you show your entire teeth on a big wide smile, well, if you really feel happy you should let them know while smiling, tell that someone sweet things, maybe a silly joke, make faces, and have fun with it, that someone might like it... and well... that someone would be looking straight at you for a long while, cause that someone likes you.
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Kisses, sex, and groping... seems like I got your attention =). I know everybody likes sex and everything, but this might be a little hard on you, but, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!, it will come around when it does... you don't have to push it, if that someone it's into you, there will be no other way than it's gonna happen, mean while, you keep doing everything else.
Ok, Ima stop here, of course than there are a lot more things to work on, but I'll let you figure them out your self, I don't want you to waste your life reading tips.
God bless you, and if u don't believe in that... good luck!
Almost forgot... 'practice makes perfect'
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'There's Only Me' - Rob Dougan
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art?
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Angel, u know I love you....
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yeah, u can comment.
